Cassie, Cassie, Cassie, I need your help--

Oh, fuck, bullocks, just a

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I have a plant that bites things. It got the spider. It spat it out, now it's...wiggling on my bed. What if it dies? What do I do, should I wait?

I'm really sorry. If we die, it's my fault.

Does anyone know how to fix a toaster with...stuff all jammed in it? Stuff being hamburger meat. We thought it would work, now the whole damn kitchen stinks.

Which is my fault, apparently.